Short Funny Birthday Poems – 1Birthday Greetings

How do you know if what you’re reading is indeed a “great” short funny birthday poem?…

One Liner Joke About Holes

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

Welcome To My Lair

… The place with jokes that are actually funny!

Why Didn’t The Chicken Cross The Road

Because he was chicken?   Get it? Chicken? No? Well you can if you to the…

We Don’t Serve Food Here

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ”Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”

Jumper Cable Joke

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says, ”I’ll serve you, but don’t start…

Red & Blue

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Some Things You Just Can’t Find Even If They Are There

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Incognito Elephants Up Trees

You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at…

If You’ve Seen One, You’ve…

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a…

Wishes Can Come True

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

Got Anything For Wind?

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, ‘Have you got anything for…

Dyslexic Joke

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

Ugly Baby On The Bus

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the…